Hey, Harry! Check this out, buddy!
Are you tired of the same old real estate grind? Tired of taping the heads on birds to make your kids happy with a new pet?
I know I am!
But guess what, there's a shiny beacon of hope in this gloomy market! A place where the beer flows like wine where agents instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano…
Introducing the Brokerage you've always dreamt of, but with everything YOU need! Real estate can be a tough nut to crack lately, and it breaks my heart to see agents struggling.
So, what's the scoop?
For years, we've been handing out leads like candy on Halloween. We're talking about one of the biggest marketing budgets in the whole COUNTRY! But it came with strings attached, my friend. Agents were held to a high standard of outreach, follow up, and that accountability bar was set way too high.
BUT... it's time for a REVOLUTION!
If you're hungry for LEADS, we've got 'em. Not just any leads, but APPOINTMENTS, my man! And here's the kicker – no more call center vibes. I hired a whole army of call center wizards to do the heavy lifting!
I went a little wild and INCREASED our marketing budget AGAIN! More opportunities for YOU, pal!
Now, these leads aren't your run-of-the-mill leads. These are live appointments, tailor-made for your schedule. These leads are itching to talk to YOU, whether they're buyers or (brace yourself) SELLERS!
Oh, and we're all about giving you the freedom to run YOUR business from ANYWHERE. Yeah, we're building a swanky office with a fridge that looks like something out of MTV Cribs, but you only come in when YOU feel like it!
Here's the kicker – agents here get a whopping 90% split on ALL their own business! And that's not all – you get a Licensed Transaction Coordinator, Photography, Signs/Lockboxes, CRM, Transaction Software, and seasoned Sales Leaders with over 3 BILLION dollars in sales under their belts!
Remember when deals used to go under the team's name forever? NOT ANYMORE! If it's YOUR deal, it closes OUT IN YOUR NAME!
But wait, what's the catch, you ask? Well, we've always had a sweet deal, but we also had high expectations that could cramp your style. NOW, we've got the best of both worlds – the Unicorn Brokerage!
If you're an agent looking to chat, let's make it happen! The market isn't getting any easier, and it's time to grab life by the horns and live the life you DESERVE!
Not joining a brokerage like this, would be like not bringing a pair of gloves to the rockies!